::: Language Barrier :::
Two highway workers were busy working at a construction site when a big car with diplomatic license plates pulled up.
"Parlez-vous français?" the driver asked them. The two workers just stared.
"Sprechen Sie Deutsch?" The two continued to stare at him.
"Fala português?" Neither worker said anything.
"Parlate Italiano?" Still no response.
Finally, the man drove off in disgust.
One worker turned to the other and said, "Gee, maybe we should learn a foreign language..."
"What for?", said the other. "That guy knew four of them and what good did it do him?"
"Parlez-vous français?" the driver asked them. The two workers just stared.
"Sprechen Sie Deutsch?" The two continued to stare at him.
"Fala português?" Neither worker said anything.
"Parlate Italiano?" Still no response.
Finally, the man drove off in disgust.
One worker turned to the other and said, "Gee, maybe we should learn a foreign language..."
"What for?", said the other. "That guy knew four of them and what good did it do him?"
Have you met Sam? He's Dwayne's brother and we could talk him into telling this joke for you.
::: Knowing foreign languages :::
There
was a little mouse in his little hole in the wall. The one day the
mouse really wanted to take a walk, a huge cat was right at his door. He heard a cat 'Meaow, meeeaaoow'. The little mouse was really upset that he couldn't leave.
While he was trying to figure out a solution, the mouse heard a dog barking: 'Bow wow.. bow wow'
He said to himself, "Where there is a dog there is no cat and where there's no cat I can go for my walk."
So he strutted on out of his mouse hole. All of a sudden the cat grabbed the mouse, chewed him up, and ate him.
Then the cat licked her lips, smiled and said, "Wow, I always knew it would be good to learn a foreign language!"
While he was trying to figure out a solution, the mouse heard a dog barking: 'Bow wow.. bow wow'
He said to himself, "Where there is a dog there is no cat and where there's no cat I can go for my walk."
So he strutted on out of his mouse hole. All of a sudden the cat grabbed the mouse, chewed him up, and ate him.
Then the cat licked her lips, smiled and said, "Wow, I always knew it would be good to learn a foreign language!"
This is a joke Kim's been telling about a hundred times last year alone.. So we asked her to share it with you.