::: Second Class Diet :::
Simon was becoming worried about his ever-increasing weight.
One day in his club he happened to mention this to his friend, Peter.
“I can recommend a very good doctor,” said Peter. “I owe my slimness all to Dr. Frank Einstein.
He’s invented these marvellous pills which I take.”
“It’s sounds quite amazing,” said Simon. “But how do they work?”
“It’s really psychological. Every night I take two of the pills just before going to sleep and I always dream about being on a South Sea island, surrounded by hordes of beautiful young native girls. And every day I chase them all around the island and when I wake up I seem to have sweated off a few ounce of surplus fat. It’s incredible – and enjoyable!”
The following day Simon went to see Dr. Einstein and begged him to give him the same tablets as he was giving Peter. The doctor agreed, and within a few weeks Simon was much thinner.
“How are you finding the treatment?” asked Dr. Einstein, when Simon called in for his regular check-up.
“It’s very good. But I do have one complaint.”
“Oh, and what is that?”
“The pills you gave my friend Peter made him have wonderful dreams about chasing young native girls all over an island. But all I seem to get is the same horrible nightmare – being chased all over the island by hungry cannibals. Why can’t I have pleasant dreams like Peter?”
“Because,” replied the doctor,
“Peter is a private patient – and you are National Health.
“Peter is a private patient – and you are National Health.
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