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::: A modern fairytale - of princesses and frogs :::
Once upon a time
a beautiful, independent princess happened upon a frog in a pond.
The frog said to the princess:
“I was once a handsome prince but an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince.
Then we can move into the castle,and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy for doing so.”
That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she laughed to herself and thought:
” I REALLY don’t think so!”