Irish philosophy
There are only two things to worry about.
Either you are well, or you are sick.
If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about.
If you are sick, there are two things to worry about.
Either you will get well, or you will die.
If you get well, there is nothing to worry about.
If you die, there are two things to worry about.
Either you will go to heaven or you will go to hell.
If you go to heaven, there's nothing to worry about.
But if you go to hell, you will be so damn busy shaking hands with your friends
you won't have time to worry.
So, why worry ?
Either you are well, or you are sick.
If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about.
If you are sick, there are two things to worry about.
Either you will get well, or you will die.
If you get well, there is nothing to worry about.
If you die, there are two things to worry about.
Either you will go to heaven or you will go to hell.
If you go to heaven, there's nothing to worry about.
But if you go to hell, you will be so damn busy shaking hands with your friends
you won't have time to worry.
So, why worry ?